After much confusion I have ended up in University, I have new equipment, a suit, and a YouTube Channel. I am in my first semester at Uni and already I am notorious for being the student who jumped on broken glass and juggled machetes in the chapel - whilst eating an apple. I am also mascot to a band called Carnivale, so wherever they go, I follow with a backpack of knives and apples (last night I managed to smuggle a 6lb bowling ball into a pub as everyone else was searched and scrutinised for having car-keys!)
So I have returned, mysteriously I have little to say but prepare to be entertained.
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