The time has come for me to make my own danger-club, something completely unique and outrageous. A rat-trap bat constructed from a stair bannister and four loaded traps.
Despite searching everywhere for a bowling ball, I have had no such luck, I may have to steal one.
My dream trick would be; eating glass with two spoons or nails up my nose, walking on glass, juggling a chainsaw, bowling ball with knives stuck in it, and this new contraption of horror - the rat-bat.
Oh and just to up the danger, Luke (my partner in crime) will be breathing fire on me as I do this. MADMADMAD!
Luke happened to find a photographer in a pub somewhere, and probably in the same pub he found another man who would like a booking for a musical event. Pubs are very good for business!
No news on the bed of nails yet. Fail.
Despite searching everywhere for a bowling ball, I have had no such luck, I may have to steal one.
My dream trick would be; eating glass with two spoons or nails up my nose, walking on glass, juggling a chainsaw, bowling ball with knives stuck in it, and this new contraption of horror - the rat-bat.
Oh and just to up the danger, Luke (my partner in crime) will be breathing fire on me as I do this. MADMADMAD!
Luke happened to find a photographer in a pub somewhere, and probably in the same pub he found another man who would like a booking for a musical event. Pubs are very good for business!
No news on the bed of nails yet. Fail.
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